SHUT UP! FIGHT! Dude, this game is so unrealistic. No girl that hot would wear a skimpy-ass clothes and beat the crap out of people! Yeah, dude, but it’s just a video game. Can you imagine how stupid it’d be if video games were actually realistic? WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, ENTERTAIN US! (rambling) HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US! Stupid sword! Fox: Stop! Why are we even fighting? Why don’t we get off this stupid thing and do something productive with our lives? Look it’s only like a four foot drop. Player 3 defeated! Ugh! I think I’m just gonna stay here.
Leon, what are you doing?! I’m saving! God, what does it look like? (Keeps on typing) Help! Oh somebody, my cat! Help me! It’s okay mam, I’ll take care of it Fus Ro Dah! (Sends the cat flying) Oh my god! Uhh, you’re welcome! God. I got pinned! We need assistance! Man it’s no use, everybody’s camping! TAKE THIS YOU C**K SUCKING F***ERS! YOU F***ING D***LETS! YOU CAN’T EVEN PLAY THIS F***ING GAME! HEY, SUCK MY D***! IS ANYBODY OUT THERE? HELLO? MOM, WHERE’S MY ENERGY DRINK? I DON’T WANT THAT SH**! CHOCOLATE MILK IS FOR PUSSIES, MOM! I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I keep telling you guys you need a permit to hunt here and now you shot at a dog because it was laughing at you?! You sick bastards! (Screams) Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if it was all realistic. Yeah, you’re never is gonna take my word for it, are you? Nope! Oh, time for my rollerblade lessons See ya! No, nonononono! (Kitana punches Ian) (Kitana breathes fire on Ian and burns him to death) TOASTY!.
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